Shouldn't eggs be refrigerated?

This is at the local Chinese supermarket.


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Baby Explosive Bowel Movements

If a crib was an aircraft carrier, and Connor was an F-14, I guess I could say that we have been having some surprising and powerful liquid jet blast accidents. I mean, the jet wash sweeps right over the deck to places we prefer to be untouched by jet wash. It even jets uh, things, right off into the ocean sometimes. Rescue and recovery efforts are a difficulty we don't like to deal with on a regular basis.

Yes, I know these are F-18s

So we jury-rigged a Jet Blast Deflector on the deck, in the form of a rectangular plastic tub, placed on its side, and aft of the engines. It's done the trick, preventing an accident just last scheduled maintenance even.

These F-14s can be tricky to maintain. :P

Allen.

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Click the button if you want to see sprayed poop below:

Messy but at least we didn't have to replace kleenex boxes or clean the whole bed and carpet beyond again. Just the underpad and the basin. :D

Salt & Pepper Shakers

These are on every table in the cafeteria at work, and are absolutely cute.

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